How to Inspire a Chicken

 

Look, I’m no chicken whisperer or even profess to know much about our fine feathered friends. We’re new to each other. I grew up listening to our roosters crow and enjoying the eggs the hens generously provided, but that was about it. We had a wonderful family on the place that were, in fact, chicken experts. I was chicken ignorant — until recently.

 

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Fast forward to now as we have some laying hens (mostly Rhode Island Reds — see, I do kinda sound like someone who knows a little), and now we’ve moved on to seeing how well free range chickens work on the farm. Free range sounds great until you have a variety of hunting dogs, ATVs, Coopers Hawks (and all their birds of prey cousins), plus guests with farm-unsavvy dogs, UPS trucks, and anything else that might threaten an unsuspecting scratching hen or rooster.

 

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This poor chicken can tell you some stories…

 

So we’ve seen it all as it relates to chicken demises — and none are pretty. But aside from keeping them protected and alive, there’s more that is asked of a chicken owner — something nobody even suggested I’d have to know. How does one prepare for the most obvious of chicken challenges: what can you do to “inspire” young free range chickens to lay their first eggs. Seriously? They don’t just do it?

 

Well, sometimes, they need a little coaxing.

 

First, they deserve a cozy safe place to spend the night (and lay their eggs, gosh darn it.) So we built that.

 

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We even baled the hay to put in the nesting boxes — a soft place for them to lay their blasted eggs.

 

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And we waited.

Dumb chickens. Don’t they know their job?

 

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And waited. Bird brains.

 

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Rhode Island Red

 

Bird brain, schmird brain. They were happy — scratching and generally avoiding getting knocked off by the next owl. Life was good — why work when you don’t have to, right?

STILL no cotton pickin eggs.

 

Until I read a little something about chicken inspiration. Who knew they were so tactile? They just needed to feel what an egg under their little bellies feels like. So…

 

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We sorta have a few golf balls.

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Well….?

So why not? How about a little Titleist inspiration?

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OK … one night, then two.

Nothing.

Then…

 

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Oh my goodness! Who knew??

 

Sorry girls! I just didn’t know. Forgive my muttering — I didn’t mean a word of it. Have I told you how wonderful you are today?

 

 

 

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